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Mustard Fish 

Stinky vagina typically resulting from an STD or yeast infection.
Mike went down on Sarah and his upper lip smelled like mustard fish fir two weeks.
Mustard Fish by Alpha1Romeo2 June 8, 2016

Mustard Lamborghini 

A luxury sports car for people that suck a lot of ass.
(1) "Most of the World can't afford a gold Lambo, but they can most likely afford a mustard one!"

(2) Person 1: "Dude, seems like everyone's trying to hustle each other to get to the top."

Person 2: "Pfft, all just gonna end up with a mustard Lamborghini.

Person 1: "Bunch of ass suckers."
Mustard Lamborghini by Zom13 July 24, 2016

mustard nipple 

A nipple that has a yellow tinge around
"Yo you have a bad case of mustard nipple dude."

Mustard pee 

Mustard pee- That undesirable yellow liquid that comes out first when you are really expecting mustatd and usually makes your sandwich soggy
I made a sandwich in the middle of the night. I wasn't awake and forgot to shake the mustard so all he got was mustard pee that made his sandwich all soggy.
Mustard pee by IvyDana55 August 27, 2017

mustard jumper 

The Mustard Jumper is when you are going down on a lady and she has a whole rug going on downstairs. In the process of pleasuring the lady a bit of that rug tickles your nose forcing you to sneeze! (Like when you smell a pungent mustard). In the process of sneezing you pleasure her more forcing her to jump in pleasure.
Jeeesus, Giles was going down on Serpentine the other night and he gave her a mustard jumper. She nearly hit the ceiling apparently.
mustard jumper by Giles and Sepentine September 25, 2017

Mustard Farth 

The useless mustard water that comes out of the mustard bottle before the good shit comes out.
As useless as mustard farth on a limp pickle covered in tasteless christmas lights.
Mustard Farth by Jazz Speller November 1, 2017