Muddy dick

During anal sex when the receiver excretes on the dick of the person performing the acts.

Ethan - "Yo Luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy dick last night"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"

by Mud Dick February 9, 2017

muddy tugger

When feces is used for a had job.

I stink because that dirty stupid bitch gave me a muddy tugger last night.

by John Bigsack October 1, 2017

Muddy Bucket

The act of shitting (preferably watery in consistency) into a bucket and keeping it by your bed and when you are ready to cum with a girl you stick their head in the bucket and then pull them up and as they gasp for air you cum inside their mouth making sure not to make contact with the 'mud'.

I did the muddy bucket last night and now my room stinks and I'm single again.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017

Muddy Unicorn

When someone is getting pegged with a unicorn horn strap-on and the pegee sharts on the ‘corn horn.

The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .

by Coolmedian June 12, 2018

Muddy Pinecone

To insert a Pinecone into the anus. Can be played as a game, whoever keeps the Pinecone in the longest wins.

Me, Karen, and Mark had us a good old fashion Muddy Pinecone contest, of course Karen took home the trophy.

by P-Cone June 2, 2020

Muddy feet

Someone who has been apart of so much drama and so many lies that they refuse to apologize or back up once they find out the truth, they're feet are too muddy

She can't apologize she now has muddy feet

by Nice try girls October 25, 2020

murdawg

Verb: To penny pinch, chintz or otherwise take shortcuts which cost more in the long run.

Also used to describe a state where no real progress is made, akin to “spinning tires” but inadvertantly more wasteful in terms of time and money.

Instead of getting a dumptruck to drop soil the neighbor murdawged around and moved 10 loads in his pickup truck. The gas bill for the soil trips exceeded the dump fee and he wasted the day.

by T Bags May 14, 2021