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Zid Munchies 

Kosher foods. Including but not limited to: gefilte fish, matzos, latkes, brisket, etc.. EXCLUDING cheeseburgers, bacon, and delicious marine delicacies such as shrimp, scallops, crab, and lobster. Pretty much any food that doesn't contain pork, mix milk and meat, or come from an animal with a shell. Named so because they are the fundamental nom noms of orthodox and hasidic jews (zids).
Every time I ate dinner at my ex boyfriend's house with his orthodox religious fanatic parents, they had zid munchies.

Now that New York Medical College has been taken over by the Touro College group, all they serve on campus are zid munchies. Boy vey, how the fuck can I get some zuppa di pesce.
Zid Munchies by pastina June 15, 2012

Road Munchies 

1) The act of orally pleasing a girl while she is driving

2) Smoking weed while driving resulting in an instantaneous trip to McDonalds.
1) Joel: Hey will you give me road head?

Rae: Only if you give me road munchies. I won't get you off unless you get me off.

2) Joel: Dude, I'm so high right now.

Dave: Ya man, I got some serious road munchies. Let's go to Taco Bell
Road Munchies by DirtyDave69 July 21, 2012

Youtube Munchies 

When you get really high and get a craving to watch trippy/comedic youtube videos, like Pogo's Alice any Above the Influence commerical. The Youtube Munchies can last for hours and usually takes about 3 or more stoners huddled around a computer blankly staring at the screen.
Yo man, I got the biggest youtube munchies ever. Let's go watch alice by pogo on repeat for an hour.

Lammy Munchies 

a delicious lamb dog treat commonly enjoyed by humans alike
Bob-Yo those lammy munchies are the shit!
Joe- Totally!

shame munchies 

munchies are when you are either stoned, drunk or generally fuxxed up and you want to eat everything you see.

shame munchies are when you are embarrassed by the large quantities of food you are eating, and you are shameful about it, but you keep going anyways.
Kandyce: Don't give me anymore oreos
Derek: Why not!
Kandyce: I've got the shame munchies!

Premeditated Munchies 

Food specifically for munchies bought prior to getting high. This prevents the burden from having to drive or be in public while high
I knew I was going to get stoned once I got home, so I stopped by the McDonald's drive thru for premeditated munchies