Nigger muffin

Gay nigger

"Bro, I swear drake is a nigger muffin!"

by Bootypounder999 January 9, 2019

Coffee and a muffin before bed

A euphemism for sex despite one's partner(s) being tired.

Would you like some coffee and a muffin before bed?

by folken0 July 13, 2011

pounding the muffin

Verb: A slang term used to describe intercourse.

"Hey! Did you hear Angel was totally pounding the muffin with Allure?"
"See Cody? He totally pounded my muffin!"
"I can't get Floyd to pound my muffin! It's infuriating!"
"Spencer will pound anyone's muffin."

by Ironwolf99 January 2, 2014

muffin ass

Description of a booty that "pops" out from the waist, like the top of a muffin.

"Damn, I'd love to fall asleep on Molly Jane's muffin ass."

by Eric Loy March 10, 2004

crump muffin

A student who is too into psychology for their own good. This would involve having an apple in their BRIEFCASE and encoorperating words like "ecological validity" at inappropriate moments.

"That prep is such a Crump muffin!"

"That Crump muffin just hit my corsa!"

by nat n' matt February 15, 2006

silly muffin

Someone who is a silly muffin is someone who is a silly muffin. It is not an insult, so much as a observation about someone.

A silly muffin would most definitely do something silly or unnecessary just because they can. Not something mean though, a silly muffin is not a mean person.

"I go around town wishing people a nice day"

"you're a silly muffin"

by Amasakai November 8, 2013

Muffin Slut

A girl who acts slutty and whose stomach hangs over her tight pants like the top of a muffin.

Damn son! Check out that muffin slut.

by Urban Dictionary September 27, 2005