hoppa moppa

the word you can use for people that be homie hoppin bc thats goof ngl

Your ex: guess who im dating lol
You: who?
Your ex: Jet.
You: YOURE DATING MY BEST FRIEND?
Jet: yessuh.
You: YOU HOPPA MOPPA!!!
Your ex: What?
You: check urban dictionary.

by goofin.or.woofin May 29, 2023

mouth mopped

Fucking someone in the ass then pulling out and having poop on the tip of your dick. Then proceeding to wipe it all over the lips of their mouth

Damn! Pa just mouth mopped Bob bad!

by MGD 1 January 6, 2024

Fetid moppet

1. A person who lets their work-self get in the way of their outside life, possibly resulting in a public outburst in a room of their peers.

2. Something your wealthy father might call you.

3. A stinky child.

Disappointed, my father looked at me and uttered only two words with scorn, "fetid moppet". All I could say back in acknowledgement was "father".

by eelbucket February 17, 2025

back alley mopping

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.

Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"

by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023