moopert

When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.

Moopert is as described in the poem below:

poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.

shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.

crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.

terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.

feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.

logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.

by Jimmy Little January 1, 2008

Moop

The Opposite of Meep.

Moop! Moop! Moop! Moop! Moop!

by David Honsberger November 15, 2004

moop

Acronym for Matter Out Of Place

mr. Belvedere was moop at the anime convention

by Helne April 8, 2005

mooies

cows/cattle: domesticated bovine animals as a group regardless of sex or age

*while driving by a farm and seeing a herd of cows...* " LOOK! Mooies!!"

by lilmissgiggles June 27, 2005

moop ass

a person that laughs at his own jokes, when the clearly are not funny at all!

Wow Preston is such a moop ass, what the hell was he talking about?

by nigga gus April 26, 2008

monopenisual

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.

Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."

by TObject March 26, 2004

moonerr

An extremely large penis, as if to be the size of the moon.

"HOLY SHIT! That moonerr can sure cut through mud! Let's hope daddy doesn't get excited by the fudge"

by Erec Tism November 13, 2007