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Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021
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Mooch

Someone expecting or wanting something for free and never having to work for it.
Nuçi is a mooch, he just kept asking for free money from his mami and cousins without the intention of paying it back
by Nuçis bully November 6, 2025
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smooch-mooch

To ask for free "lip-service" at a kissing booth.
Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.
by QuacksO July 23, 2024
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Mooching

When your kitten interferes with random things in your house
by Pinkyhoolahoop December 11, 2022
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mooch

1. someone who can't buy their own shit and just looks for free handouts
2. xavier at home depot
xavier is a mooch
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mooch

When you want you take a walk around a function (party, bar, or club etc.) to find mutuals or friends
person 1: hey you wanna go for a mooch?
person2: yeah, let’s go
by hellooothereee May 18, 2024
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Mooching

The described act, colloquially known as "fecal-oral transmission via anilingus and subsequent oral contact," involves the oral consumption of fecal matter from an individual of African descent, followed by the transfer of said fecal matter to another individual's oral cavity through intimate contact, typically via kissing, perpetuating the cycle of transmission.
An example of mooching could involve Person A performing analingus on Person B, who accidentally ingests fecal matter during the act. Later, without proper hygiene measures, Person B kisses Person C, transferring the fecal matter and any associated pathogens from Person A to Person C's oral cavity, thus facilitating the potential transmission of infectious agents.
by EDD97 March 24, 2024
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