When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
Get the Burger King Chicken Mittmug. "You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."
by Ali Bongo. November 11, 2007
Get the dutch oven mittmug. The anus of a person receiving anal penetration, analagous to a catcher's mitt receiving pitched balls in baseball.
by Bob-Smiley May 3, 2011
Get the skin mittmug. What you call someone's hands when they've never done manual labor, or when their hands are just too damn soft all the time
Two co-workers talking to a new hire while working in construction.
"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."
"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."
by kardinalsyn May 25, 2019
Get the Bitch Mittsmug. by Jahoesif Rian January 26, 2022
Get the Mittmug. When whoever you are banging won’t let you finish inside of them and makes you shoot your load in your hand instead
Do you have a Clorox wipe wipe? My hand is a mess because my girl made me put on my cuckers mitt for my load because she doesn’t want anymore kids
by Bird Kriescher August 18, 2025
Get the Cuckers mittmug. by mittougomyego September 20, 2017
Get the Mittmug.