Burger King Chicken Mitt

When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.

Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.

by AN0SEater March 19, 2020

dutch oven mitt

see: cupcaked entry.

"You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."

by Ali Bongo. October 24, 2007

skin mitt

The anus of a person receiving anal penetration, analagous to a catcher's mitt receiving pitched balls in baseball.

Bubba gave it to Steve in the ol' skin mitt in the showers just now.

by Bob-Smiley April 14, 2011

Mittes or Moobs

Man titties

Person: do you have man tittes?

Person: no I have mittes or moobs.

by Hiitshaylo March 21, 2022

Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.

King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.

by monster mitts April 4, 2009

mitt piece

A headshot or anything hitting ones head.

Yeah I threw a rock at em and hitem with an absolute mitt piece

by $@nk¥ November 17, 2020

Mitt set

When you want to tell all of your friends how awesome of a night you had, but you’re too drunk to get the words out.

How was your night?

Brad: mitt set

by Eliseisms August 31, 2020