mikevious

Mikevious is usually a really homosexual man that pretends to be attracted to women. A mikevious is also usually attracted to dogs, specifically male dogs.

He likes boys? What a mikevious.

by Brayayyy August 20, 2018

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

After f*cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. Music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. The newly grown penis is obviously circumcised and the f*ckee may, in some instances, develop daily cravings for pastrami on rye sandwiches.

I drank so much Manischewitz after I gave your mother a mexican bar mitzvah last night I fell down doing to electric slide.

by KNOb23 July 13, 2009

VAGINA-MITE!

Vagina with a clit of dynamite

Person 1; Yo dude your mom has some VAGINA-MITE! in her closet
Person 2; Fuck you

by SLAVETOGAME04 July 19, 2012

Mineville Nova Scotia

A small, not very well-known city 10 minutes away from Dartmouth and 5 hours away from Sydney. Can be fun at times but there are no sidewalks and people dump trash in the ditch.

I currently live in the dumpy little city of Mineville Nova Scotia.

by KLC1995 November 15, 2011

The Miter Box

a Miter box is a guide in wich you slide your man tool through.

You are bangin your girl from behind and you proceed to use her ass as if it where a Miter box until you blow your load on her back, Hense the term The Miter box

by djd1 May 17, 2006

Bat Mitzvah

A Jewish celebration where a girl of 12 or 13 pretends to read in Hebrew even though she really only memorized the transliteration then dances the electric slide in front of family she doesn't even know. She wears an ugly poofy dress and will regret that day for many years to come.

Jew "are you coming to my Bat Mitzvah?"
unsuspecting Goy " Yeah! it'll be awesome!"

by kosherMatza July 5, 2020

matevated

Matevated - when one person feels motivated to form a friendship with another person. Motivated to make them a mate.

I feel matevated to form a friendship with that person. I hope to make them a mate.

by Dicky Knee November 21, 2018