Minecraft

The product of deficating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal

Person 1) Dude; are you minecrafting?
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

A game where only the most powerful of the powerful can possibly survive survival Minecraft. You try it, wish you luck.

Guy: Bro I’m pro at life
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy: I beat the ended dragon in Minecraft and collected my elytra.
Guy 2: man you are good at life!

by Bayfuhq March 29, 2020

Minecraft

the act of slapping people to death on servers with a sharpness 10000 raw salmon.

Person 1: Hi

Person 2: *slaps*
chat: Unnamed was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using SPANKER 5000
Person 1: WTF???????
Person 2: Its Minecraft you stupid ass son of a bitch

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020

Minecraft

a game that notch made,i’ve Honestly uh,never left Minecraft, and I don’t know why a lot of my Minecraft friends stopped showing up to my Minecraft worlds

Me:*creates Minecraft world*
Me:wow! This is a nice start!
Me:*tells friends about it*
Friends:wow! You built that by yourself?
Me:yeah! Wanna come in?

by Michael but the name is taken August 21, 2019

Minecraft

The game that nobody hates

-You are dumb.
-Idc.
-You are stupid.
-Idc.
-Minecraft is stupid game.
-Say that again 😡

by Niggavantsy February 15, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is an addicting game that has no fucking logic what so ever, it’s a drug that will take over your childhood.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.

by Į ām grōōt99 May 25, 2019

Minecraft

A legendary game made in 2009 that still cause nostalgia in adulthood.

Real gamers play Minecraft.

by Cybertoxicrtroluen January 2, 2020