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1) When an idea or concept shakes your wife's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality. Especially applies when that prevents you from getting laid when you otherwise would have.
2) When life absolutely shatters your sense of self so severely that it reduces you to a defeatist, beta coward who lets life take everything he loves away from him.
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3) When someone plants a seed in your girl's mind that consequently leads to her leaving you.
1) When an idea or concept shakes your wife's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality. Especially applies when that prevents you from getting laid when you otherwise would have.
2) When life absolutely shatters your sense of self so severely that it reduces you to a defeatist, beta coward who lets life take everything he loves away from him.
*verb*
3) When someone plants a seed in your girl's mind that consequently leads to her leaving you.
1) "I watched Inception last night with my wife and she ended up laying awake all night reading reddit threads about it trying to make sense of the film. It totally cockblocked me as well. What a mindcuck."
2) "I just learned that my girlfriend is actually my sibling who was separated at birth. My whole reality is upside down. What a mindcuck..."
3) "Hey, Cindy. Is that what your husband drives? Wow, has he ever heard of a gym? Where does he work? Arby's?"
6 months later...
"I'm glad you left your husband, Cindy. He was dead weight. You're looking hella attractive by the way. Have you been working out?"
2) "I just learned that my girlfriend is actually my sibling who was separated at birth. My whole reality is upside down. What a mindcuck..."
3) "Hey, Cindy. Is that what your husband drives? Wow, has he ever heard of a gym? Where does he work? Arby's?"
6 months later...
"I'm glad you left your husband, Cindy. He was dead weight. You're looking hella attractive by the way. Have you been working out?"
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Someone or something that overloads your mind — twists your perceptions, provokes intense intrigue, leaves you dazed & fascinated, creating a euphoric sensation from mental overstimulation.
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Get the Mind fuck mug.When you're railed so hard forget you consented and yell "rape!" Not knowing you had agreed a while before.this typically occurs when you have been using mind altering substances.
Yo man,I've gotta ask,why are you on trial Tuesday?
Well I may have hit her with a bit of a mind-fuck and she won't believe me.
Well I may have hit her with a bit of a mind-fuck and she won't believe me.
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Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!
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Get the TikTok Mind Fuck mug.When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
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