Skip to main content

Milo

An extremely loud human being, who likes to flex their skinny abs and talk about how big their chode is. Starts every sentence with "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". Always manspreads and wears the same cheap green Air Forces. Posts himself cutting down trees on Instagram.
Shut the fuck up. You're being such a Milo right now.
by ~Your pseudonym~ November 16, 2021
mugGet the Milo mug.

Milo

Milo is an amazing person, very funny, with a huge sex, very kind, who makes all women fall in love with him. He is good at everything and is adorable with those he loves. He is also very religious and despite all the girls at his feet, he remains devout and prays. Be like Milo.
by milodelima1 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Milo mug.

tall milo

a stagnant cunt who likes dick in his ass
person 1: "you know tall milo right?
person 2: "the autistic retard nigga cunt?"
person 1: "yeah"
by anonymous April 18, 2024
mugGet the tall milo mug.

Milo

A kid with the same name as a character from The Tweenies. Was born in Spain but knows absolutely no Spanish. His only insult is calling people dyslexic even though he can't spell properly himself. Also has terrible hearing.
Mate, you can't spell for your life is your name Milo or something.
by ChinchyNewt1 August 2, 2019
mugGet the Milo mug.

Shiloh milo

Really Nice and humble guy but doesn’t look it. Very creative who likes to play games, listen to music and travel a lot who Is over 5’11.
He is also respected by almost everyone and he always likes to watch people how to cook. He’s working towards becoming a chef and an amateur boxer 🥊🥊🥊 . Also very good looking but doesn’t know or notice it and doesn’t always have much confidence everyday.
by Shiloh by name 🥷💯🥊 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Shiloh milo mug.

Milo

A sexy 5"11 male with curly black hair. He gets all the women who love his dashing looks and massive penis. He is also a very kindhearted person and a loyal friend. He is usually very easygoing and only gets angry when he is wronged or someone is being annoying.
Who is that? They are so HOT, I don't know their name but since they're hot I'm gonna call him Milo
by sourdoughjack May 27, 2022
mugGet the Milo mug.

Milo

Sexy af. Cool af. Turns straight guys gay, gay girls straight. Always willing to be the best but is also modest. He has a MASSIVE SHLONG and everyone has wants to f*ck him. Hes a reall love machine 😏.
Hey look- theres Milo with his massive cock out and sexy hoes. I wannna fuck him so hard 😩
by Tightpussyboi December 18, 2021
mugGet the Milo mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email