Mexican tug boat 

When a man is comitting anal sex with a female. He then flips her on her back and begins to fist her vagiana. Then he countinues to stroke his penis through the wall of the vagiana.

YOu can't just pull a mexican tug boat with any one, she has to be limber and loose!

Mexican tug boat by J.P Johnson-Reed February 22, 2011

Mexican Trouser Burn 

When you're wrestling and you get a rug-burn on your genitals

Ouch, dude, I need to go splash some cold water on my dick, I just got a Mexican Trouser Burn.

Mexican Trouser Burn by Crazyjesse2 March 26, 2011

Smoking Mexican Taco 

When a guy fucks a Mexican girl, ejaculates on her pussy lips and they sticks the butt end of a lit cigarette in the goo and lets it smoke.

"On Maria's birthday I gave her a Smoking Mexican Taco."

Smoking Mexican Taco by G-Paw April 8, 2009

mexican tree 

mexican tree is called a Palo Verde tree (hispanic for green)

mexican tree man Jose was nude is a Palo verde tree trying to catch quail. Now that hurts!!

mexican tree by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

mexican taco

When 2 people are fucking cowgirl style and the girl shits on the guy and it gets spread between both of them.

Guy#1: Dude I was doing kelly last night and she mexican tacoed me.

Guy#2: Damn

mexican taco by meothello May 2, 2007

Mexican Top Hat 

The act of pushing your head deep enough into a woman's vagina so that your tongue can touch her anus. Thus, you appear to be wearing an attractive top hat. It is Mexican because the tongue to anus is absolutely disgusting and dirty.

I got a Mexican Top Hat from my girlfriend last night, and it was the sickest thing I've ever experienced.

Mexican Top Hat by Your filthy disgusting daddy February 6, 2008

Mexican Typewriter 

A fake sexual act that an outsider might pretend to know of when you and your friends laugh about someone doing it to a girl. After he laughs you call him out for not knowing what it is, because no one knows.

Hey Skunda, did hear about when Kabak pulled a Mexican Typewriter on that LBFM in Guambodia?

everyone laughs

Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.

Mexican Typewriter by AVLRider October 15, 2010