good morning, God bless

when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet

Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?

Ethan: Good morning, God bless.

by rhsone May 23, 2018

Ass merging

When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho

Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“

Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...

by ElPapo131 March 13, 2020

Early morning freak

A person, Usually with insomnia, Who stays awake all night into early morning and sleeps the day away. Usually teenagers or somebody under 20. You can become an early morning freak if:
You have insomnia

Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress

*Playing minecraft*
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)

by coolhandlehere69420 December 28, 2022

spending the morning gold

The first piss of the day.

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.

by time-it August 21, 2010

Restoring the Meaning of Education

Restoring the Meaning of Education is a non-profit organization that wants to improve the school system all over the globe. They want to make school: fun, safe, interactive, practical, affordable, and less stressful.

They have updates from Barack Obama (the President of the United States of America).

They also have a chat room, forum, and blog.

Restoring the Meaning of Education has practical solutions.

by Hollister212 July 23, 2011

Tokyo Good Morning

When you say hi to a hot girl over speakerphone and simultaneously part your butt cheeks and fart.

I was talking to Stacey this morning and I greeted her with a Tokyo Good Morning.

by Sanchez94 February 3, 2019

Morning Cookies

Extreme nausea and vomiting.
A condition associated with morning sickness.
A sign of being pregnant.

My girlfriend has been suffering from morning cookies for a few days now.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008