Mercedes guy

A term used on Mercedes owners who stole your partner/is your partner's sugar daddy

Takumi Fujiwara: Good luck with the Mercedes guy.

by SNCB 4136 March 15, 2023

mercedes

She acts cold and mean but she just doesnt know how to show anything. She loves Aman and literally cant live without him

mercedes is amans 🗺️ Not yours

by TotallyNotAman December 20, 2022

Mercedes-Benz

A sexual act where 3 men combine their penises in the shape of a Mercedes’ emblem.

Hey bro, you want a Mercedes-Benz?

by Big wood boat May 8, 2023

Mercedes CLR GTR

The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car celebrated for its outstanding performance and sleek design. Powered by a potent 6.0-liter V12 engine, it delivers over 600 horsepower.

Acceleration from 0 to 100 km/h (0 - 62 mph) takes approximately 3.7 seconds, with a remarkable top speed surprising 320 km/h (199 mph)

Incorporating adventure aerodynamic features and cutting-edge stability technologies, the CLR GTR ensures exceptional stability and control, particularly during high-speed maneuvers.

Originally priced at around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered one of the most exclusive and prestigious racing cars ever produced.

Its limited production run of just five units adds to its rarity, making it highly sought after by racing enthusiasts and collectors worldwide.

Bro 1: Hey bro, what's your dream car

Bro 2: No problem, here's the information about the Mercedes CLR GTR

by Urban_Alien_69 July 14, 2024

Mercedes

she’s really nice and a dobby lover sometimes she even dressed as dobby for fun!

mercedes is such a dobby

by swt.aly November 20, 2023

Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.

"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."

by astride November 28, 2023

Mercedes

When three men dick their penises together forming a "Mercedes" emblem triangle; additionaly they can complete a full "Mercedes" emblem place their arms on each other's shoulders, forming a circle of the triangle.

The guys and I had a drunken night and decided to link up our dicks and made the Mercedes

by Pig Pig June 11, 2024