National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day

Everyday

Alex: " Why are you so mean to Miranda?"
Greg: " Because everyday is 'National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day'"

by Greg Philipeno August 2, 2011

Miranda

She's got strawberry blond hair, A nice body, and gorgeous blue eyes. She's often misunderstood. She's a very sweet girl, and you should be friends with her, but if your not friends with her your not cool. And if you are your just plain awesome.

JASON: dude!!! guess what?

JAKE: yeahhh dudE?
JASON: jennifer looks like a total miranda right now!!!
JAKE: YEAHHHH!!!!!

by YOURBEEEEEF August 12, 2009

Miranda Smith

a person with one eye that at any time could explode.

"Oh, shit! I think i'm going Miranda Smith!"

by Mango May 24, 2004

miranda

a person who knocks out the windsheild with their forehead and pees her pants

wow that was totally miranda!

by kenzoe February 2, 2007

Miranda Cosgrove

The 2nd highest paid teen actress as of 2010. Best known for her role as Carly in #1 rated 'tween' show iCarly. Her rise to fame started in another show made by the same producer called Drake & Josh. Both were Nickelodeon. Much of her talent is less appreciated by some people but majority of people find her performance up to par. Her rating is the proof of that. She has launched a POP singing career.

Did you go to Miranda Cosgrove concert the other day?

by mh72212 January 5, 2011

Miranda

An asshole thot, disgusting...

Person 1: You know Miranda?

Person 2: Yeah she's gross

by TrueMan495 December 17, 2018

Miranda

Miranda should only be taken at night. Miranda should always be taken with alcohal, drugs, etc. Dont ask your doctor before taking Miranda, just take it.

Im on Miranda, want some?

by lalalallaMirr.. February 11, 2009