the messages

the groceries (Ireland)

I'll be stopping off after work to pick up the messages for dinner. What do you have a taste for?

by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022

Secret Message

while you are getting some dome you spin around so that your dick is tucked between your legs and pointing directly behind you. then get down on all fours(hands and knees) then continue to copp dome. Then just as your about to blow your load the giver turns his or her head so that thier ear as at the tip of your penis and then let 'em get the secret message!

"come over here, i got a secret message for you"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"

by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009

I approve this message

A suffix-phrase attached to the end of any sentence, especially insults, to make you sound like a douche-bag politician. Particularly useful in accentuating the in-your-faceness of an insult.

Listen Bob, I'm tired of finding dirty dishes in the sink and picking up the dirty boxers you leave all over the bedroom. Get your ass in gear, you slovenly piece of crap, or I'll walk right out that door forever--Oh I will--but not before shoving your disgusting underwear down your throat.

I'm your girlfriend, and I approve this message.

by SparklMotion November 3, 2008

Mesa Verde Mudslide

After a bountiful feast of Mexican food dishes, you take your female counterpart home for sexual activity. While you are in the process of having anal sexual relations with her and you reach your point of climax, you promptly stick your finger down your throat to make yourself vomit all over her back as you simultaneously ejaculate in her rectum. After you finish disposing of fluids inside of her, you proceed to take your half flacid package and rub it up and down on her back in your own vomit, so as to mimic an actual mudslide.

Holy shit! Ian just did the Mesa Verde Mudslide all over Katie!

by yeah he tried the alligator October 20, 2010

la mesa toothbrush

when you take a piss in someones mouth and they gently rub their teeth against your dick.

oh man, Julie gave Madi a La mesa toothbrush last night!

by el writo January 22, 2010

text message breakup

The ultimate sign of disrespect in the modern world. Might as well slap them across the face with their own hand made belt that used their own back skin. Then you will also be looked down upon by your friends and you ex's friends for most likely. Ever.

text message breakup:::::: that man ho he txt msg BO with me. (army of people with weapons outside of his house) @!#$@#$@# you #$%%%$
#@

by Jake ST January 14, 2008

GameFAQs message boards

The heroin of the internet, bad, but so addicting. Full of pervs, trolls, suck-ups and general assholes.

Standard GameFAQs topic:

Poster 1: Guys, I neede your help. My parents are in hospital, and I feel bad that I wasn't there for them.
Poster 2: CRAAAWLIGN IEN MYYY SKIIINN
Poster 3: lolwtf ur agnstie u shud lissn 2 NFG n cut ur wrizts 2 Gud Charlett!!!111
Poster 4: OMG U MISSPELL'D 1 WURD GO AWEY U TORLL!!111111!!!1
Poster 5: This message was deleted at the request of a Moderator or Administrator
Poster 6: gawd ur suech a troell WTF?!111
Poster 7: did u seckz em in ohspitel??!?!?!//11
Poster 8: ur paerentz desirv 2 dye cuz tehy made u OLOLOLLLOLLOLO!!!11
Poster 1: Um, OK, you guys reading this should learn that asking for serious advice on GameFAQs would be the biggest mistake you'll ever make in your life.

by VCK June 27, 2005