A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.
Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.
by me2248 August 15, 2010
Get the Meeting Affective Disorder mug.When a co-worker comes to your desk, while you are in the sitting position, and stands or positions themselves in such a way that you are at eye level with their crotch.
Inappropriate positioning of the genitalia at the office place so your face is level with someone's junk.
Inappropriate positioning of the genitalia at the office place so your face is level with someone's junk.
“I had a Crotch Meeting with Lynn today. She came to my cubicle and plopped herself on my desk! She decided to sit cross-legged right in front of my face. I didn't know how to speak to that. You know I couldn't keep eye contact. Thank god she was wearing pants! ”
by Stinky MacBurr June 23, 2009
Get the Crotch Meeting mug.1. A euphemism for sexual relations with one's significant other or spouse. Used primarily for politicians and political agents.
2. Improper use or teasing about can lead to one being sent on special assignment to the Yukon.
First used in NBC's the West Wing, November 2000, on "And It's Surely to Their Credit" season 2, episode 5.
2. Improper use or teasing about can lead to one being sent on special assignment to the Yukon.
First used in NBC's the West Wing, November 2000, on "And It's Surely to Their Credit" season 2, episode 5.
President Bartlet: Kids, I am so sorry. I have to go now, to a special meeting... of the government. I will mail you all an autographed copy of the picture we took together. And one day, you will all understand.
Dick: Is that really the time? Oh man, I'm uh... late. I have a special meeting of the government that I have to go to, sorry. *runs out the door*
Jane: But you're not involved in politics...?
Dick: Is that really the time? Oh man, I'm uh... late. I have a special meeting of the government that I have to go to, sorry. *runs out the door*
Jane: But you're not involved in politics...?
by KeenJane August 11, 2009
Get the Special Meeting of the Government mug.in the movie "O'Brothere Where Art Thou?," there is a clan meeting towards the end where the KKK is dancing.
by joooliiiiaaaa September 3, 2008
Get the clan meeting mug.1. One who promotes the devouring of animal flesh in an antagonizing way.
2. Those who are judgmental against Vegetarians, Vegans, &/or Fruitarians.
3. Someone who only eats meat or foods with meat in it.
Antonym: Vegetarian, Vegan
2. Those who are judgmental against Vegetarians, Vegans, &/or Fruitarians.
3. Someone who only eats meat or foods with meat in it.
Antonym: Vegetarian, Vegan
John is such a meatist. He even wears a PETA shirt but on the back it reads People Eating Tasty Animals and not People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
by Ty1 November 3, 2007
Get the Meatist mug.by The tenderizer October 9, 2017
Get the Meating mug.an unnecessary exercise in bullshit and stupidity, usually brought on by others to make themselves look important and productive.
-how was your meeting today?
-it was just as normal, bob went on about something or other for 45 mins.
-it was just as normal, bob went on about something or other for 45 mins.
by chadski nova August 2, 2006
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