bad-o-meter

the measurement of "badness"
A.K.A the scale of rating a certain individual's bad level. (bad in the form of an extremely sexy/ appealing quality) =

some random bitch: "Omg!!! Tyler scored a 98 on the bad-o-meter"
Rebecca: "wow...i'm so lucky, thats HOTT as hell"

by McFizzlezzs March 30, 2009

Armchair Meter Maid

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition

Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.

by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023

Daup-o-meter

The scale on which daups are judged.

Ranked on a scale from 1-5
1- Tasty
2- Delicious

3- Scrumptious

4- Exquisite

5- Devine

Person 1: How much of a Daup is this
Person 2: Let us consult the Daup-o-meter

by handlesog December 22, 2020

plast-o-meter

What a particular female looks like after I’ve plastered her face!

( Came on)

That girl in the blue shirt is a definite 9.1 on the plast-o-meter

by Tre808 January 7, 2018

kink-o-meter

the device that measures the level of kinkiness in a given situation.

JT's comment about the vibrator raised the level on the kink-o-meter beyond the limits of safety.

by Infinity.Syc0 July 20, 2008

thot-o-meter

A boner, the longer it is the more of a thot the female you see is.

Thot: Hey there, big boy.

Thot Destroyer: My thot-o-meter is higher than ever, BEGONE!

by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 May 24, 2018

Give-a-Toss-a-meter

A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news.

Well that story about your car journey to work failed to move the needle on my Give-a-toss-a-meter.

by Matt Eagles October 23, 2003