A restaurant with :
1. A clown for a mascot
2. Crappy marketing one-liner after marketing one-liner(Can anybody say "I'm lovin' it"?)
3. Pig bung as meat
4. Diahrrea inducing tendencies
a place where you get to be served by mongoloids and a mannager who only says, "NO"
"No, I won't put bacon on your burger, it does not come with bacon." "No, you cannot park here." "No, I'm not trying to bother you sir." "No, I can do that."