Matt is a sometimes nice boy when its not the homecoming night. He spends most of his time creeping on facebook. He has a special liking towards freshmen girls and inappropriate crushes on most boys.
Despite this, he is very handsome and can pull off almost any haircut. Whether it be bald or mohawked, the big daddy is always looking fresh.
His favorite past time (besides facebook creeping) is being with Danielle because he loves her taste in tv shows and doesn't smell bad like the rest of his friends. Matt is a sure stud and a definite keeper as long as its not homecoming.
Despite this, he is very handsome and can pull off almost any haircut. Whether it be bald or mohawked, the big daddy is always looking fresh.
His favorite past time (besides facebook creeping) is being with Danielle because he loves her taste in tv shows and doesn't smell bad like the rest of his friends. Matt is a sure stud and a definite keeper as long as its not homecoming.
"how did Matt get that nickname?"-Danielle
"let's just say they dont call him matty matty the BIG daddy for nothing"-Caroline
"let's just say they dont call him matty matty the BIG daddy for nothing"-Caroline
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1) The mateing Call of a a fat dutch girl, shouted in a club to attract one to satify their lusts.
2) Hello, I'm a slut.
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1) The mateing Call of a a fat dutch girl, shouted in a club to attract one to satify their lusts.
2) Hello, I'm a slut.
3) Sex poistion involving a fat dutch girl and her lover, as well as a large number or tupilps and a pair of dutch clogs, these must all be inserted into the fat dutch girl in as many places as possible.
1) (While in a pub or club)
FDG:"MATEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Desperate looser: Can I buy you a drink?
FDG: "NO, I no Matey Moo for you!"
2) FDG: (sees a possible victem) "Well Matey Moo to you sir!"
Ransom Man: "ERGH GET AWAY FROM ME!!"
3) FDG: "Ooooh Ooooooooh, MATEY MOO ME,"
(Items are inserted)
FDG: "MOOO, MOOOOOOOOOO, MATEY MOOOO!!!"
FDG:"MATEY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Desperate looser: Can I buy you a drink?
FDG: "NO, I no Matey Moo for you!"
2) FDG: (sees a possible victem) "Well Matey Moo to you sir!"
Ransom Man: "ERGH GET AWAY FROM ME!!"
3) FDG: "Ooooh Ooooooooh, MATEY MOO ME,"
(Items are inserted)
FDG: "MOOO, MOOOOOOOOOO, MATEY MOOOO!!!"
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