Post Maturpooping

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.

I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!

by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009

Mature Fluids

A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.

"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."

by Slothguy August 24, 2009

mantourshit

the bullshit that is manufactured by a Mantourage.

All this talk of not needing us is mantourshit.

by AHopSkipandaJump June 25, 2009

Matzura

A fat ass douche bag who is often found in the boys bathroom giving blowjobs for 50 cents each

Yo man did you see that Matzura in the bathroom

by Awesome guy 4496 March 6, 2010

mature hoof

An old aged vagina

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.

by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017

mathura

Mathura is a person

Mathura is a person

by kgly December 12, 2016

mature sex

When a boy and a girl love each other very much and he sticks his lubricated pp into her wet kooter with the sole purpose of having a baby

The tiny-dick man preformed mature sex with his lover on the floor of an Arby's bathroom

by J$wagga November 13, 2017