When a man ties a girl to a chair and then pours a bag of semen that he has collected all over her face and body. Then he leaves her in a closet to let the semen dry. Then, if executed correctly, the girl should resemble an old marble statue.
"Ah man I have been saving this bag of semen for so long. I can't wait to do the Old Marble Statue with my girl."
"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."
"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."
by diarrhea mouth? January 5, 2010
Get the Old Marble Statuemug. by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
Get the Marble Layer Cakemug. "Be careful with those ancient artifacts, you could summon Grobletombus Marble Eyes and cause the destruction of humanity."
by The Great Mr. Shrimp June 19, 2020
Get the Grobletombus Marble Eyesmug. The act of ejaculating into a person's mouth and then punching them in the cheek, causing the inside of the mouth to bleed. The blood, mixed with semen, is called a "cherry marble".
by JR6 July 30, 2008
Get the cherry marblemug. A too-small speedo bathing suit.
While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.
by Ray September 16, 2003
Get the german marble bagmug. 1. A child that is conceived from semen that drips from the anus, over the taint, and into the vagina after anal sex. The resulting mix of jizz and fecal material resembles marble cake mix.
2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.
2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.
1. Dude: I blew a huge load up that chick's ass. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant with a marble cake baby.
2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.
2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.
by Tommysaint November 1, 2007
Get the marble cake babymug. by LAD199712 August 31, 2013
Get the Marble arch gatheringmug.