manorexia

1) Male form of Anorexia Nervosa where the person becomes psychologically obsessed with any visible quantity of fat tissue and diets, drinks, or uses drugs compulsively in an intentional attempt to get thinner.
2) Psychological disorder in males denoted by obsession with their body image, usually musculature. Manorexics often resort to compulsive weight lifting, use of dietary supplements, or steroids in an attempt to build muscle mass to look "perfect". The end result of uncontrolled Manorexia is grotesquely large muscles.

1) Trent, we're here because we love you, and we are concerned that you have a problem with Manorexia.

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by Will From Santa Monica July 22, 2008

cleats mahoney

From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.

Following in the footsteps of her big sister, Jane grew up to be a cleats mahoney at the U.

by B-girl November 17, 2004

Manover

A manly way of saying sleepover.

Josh: "So what are you up to this weekend?"

Ben: "ehh...ill probably hang with some old friends and maybe have a manover."

by Egrunty3 January 27, 2009

Mrs. Mannerless

An asshole, especially an old asshole, who’s insanely rude to everyone and then bitches and lectures about how no has any manners these days.

“I’ve been on hold for three fucking minutes! In my day, we knew how to say sir and ma’am and not keep people waiting all day for a simple answer, you mongoloid sonofabitch! Now get me to someone who speaks real fucking English...damn Spics...and don’t put me on hold!” said the cranky 90 year old Mrs. Mannerless to a customer service rep.

Mrs. Mannerless felt the need to lecture the cashier on the proper way to greet a customer, ring up items, and bag groceries in a 23 minute long obscenity laden rant which included her spraying thick globs of menthol stinking spit all over register 10 during her more animated moments.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

karl malone

A black, Republican, redneck who had a great NBA career (while ball hogging, elbow throwing, and earning zero NBA Championship rings). He is as backwards as a Klan's man and more ignorant than Bill O'Reilly. Knocked up a 13 year old and proceeded to disown her and his son. Also fathered WNBA star, Cheryl Ford, who he ignored all her life up untill she became famous and successful. What a classy guy.

Karl Malone should be rotting in a Louisianna jail cell to this day for statatory rape.

by petey pablo21 February 16, 2009

Bloody Malone

The Bloody Malone is to have sex with a woman in such a position that her legs are over your head and there is a pillow underneath her ass, Much like the conventional missionary although you must penetrate so hard and fast that she bleeds vaginally.

Guy 1: Man, I had some awesome sex last night
Guy 2: Yeah? tell me about it
Guy 1: Awh I gave it to her so hard I gave her a Bloody Malone

by Bullet Rico June 22, 2010

Tebbutt Manoeuver

Where when performing a sex act from the rear whilst locking in a "full nelson" and continuing the act. An audience is usually preferred.

"Fuck me, Bob has just come down the stairs and has got Jane in the Tebbutt Manoeuver! quick, get your camera!"

by JZmofo March 26, 2008