mangitude

its when two men stick it in each others ass's at the same time

brad and keagan had mangitude

by master of the baters June 19, 2010

praying mantits

When a man has such flabby tits that he is able to press them together so they touch, much like a set of praying titties.

Man, take a look at that guy. That's a real nice set of praying mantits. I'm jealous!

by Mr. Balloonhands November 17, 2013

manbitch

A guy who chases after another dude's girl

Frank: Hey Allen, stop trying to talk to my girl

Allen: I don't know what you're talking about

Frank: You're a manbitch

by johnnypookie May 27, 2009

Manitis

When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.

Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.

by Daviscour July 30, 2018

mansition

the process of changing from female to male.

the change process of transition FTM (Female to Male) Transexual/Transgender individuals go through. This could include taking Testosterone as hormone therapy, having Top (Chest reconstructive) surgery or Bottom (genital reconstructive) surgery, changing your name or pronoun, disclosing your gender identity to work or family.

Wish Evan luck on his mansition, he is starting "T" tomorrow!

To celebrate Evan's mansition we'll be having a tea party.

by GG Ellen Degenerate April 26, 2010

Manitoba Snowblower

A depraved sex act that is not clearly understood outside of the province of Manitoba. What is known is it involves a case of Labatt Blue, a short stool, and some sort of animal pelt (usually deer, but bear is also common). Despite its popularity, it remains one of the leading causes of death in rural Canada.

"You found some Manitoba Snowblower porn? Bill, you sick puppy. This is gonna be interesting."

by Canadaphiler March 26, 2010

marmite

1. Food made from yeast extract with black, gooey texture. Very nice.

2. Counter-strike player: |<7|S>|-=MaRMiTe=-

I like marmite on toast

by Steve "MaRMiTe" Goldberg March 11, 2003