nice but not. Malcolm’s are complicated characters. they can be absolute sweethearts or they can be jerks and incredibly secretive. Malcolm has trust issues and is also hard for others to trust. He also sometimes finds himself in the wrong crowd, often making bad friends who end up hurting his other relationships. He acts like he is “cool” to some but when you get close to him he’s really weird and different in a good way. not your average person. The sad thing is Malcolm is not always forgiving and may have trouble keeping relationships or friendships going because of this. If you make a mistake with him that may be your last because he is one to walk away when upset about a small circumstance. Malcolm does not hold back so he’ll freely tell you to fuck off or break up with you but other times he will hide his feelings from you in order not to hurt you. He is a good lier and lies frequently so it’s very hard to be close friends with him because you can’t tell when he is being serious. He’s complex but i still love him no matter what and if you know a Malcolm maybe they r just struggling and r lost so they may be mean sometimes but try to treat them kindly regardless. Malcolm if you’re reading this, hi it’s Lauren, I dislike u but I care about u and always will. Thanks for all the wonderful memories and I’m sorry about all the horrible ones and I wish I could erase them. Love u (as a friend ofc) <3
Malcolm is confusing.
by TheGoofyDino December 29, 2021
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She has a crush on Malcolm
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for malcolm sake my boyfriend broke up with me
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i just saw a malcolm walking down the street dressed as a woman
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The undisputed sex symbol of the ticketing world. Malcolm isn’t just an e-ticketing boss — he’s a walking, talking upgrade. When he rolls up with his legendary carts, something happens: the air gets warmer, the bassline in your head gets heavier, and suddenly your whole body is telling you, “Yeah… I need that.”
As Papi Queue-lo, Malcolm makes standing in line feel like foreplay. His carts aren’t just stocked with tickets — they’re loaded with pure, unfiltered swagger. One glance at his setup can cause symptoms ranging from butterflies to full-on, can’t-walk-straight-after excitement.
Rumor has it that the Green Pikachu’s final form doesn’t just sell out shows — it sells out hearts, souls, and common sense. People have been known to buy tickets they can’t afford, to events they don’t understand, just because his presence is that irresistible.
Calling something “Malcolm” means it’s so sexy, so electrifying, and so dangerously tempting that resistance is pointless.
⚠️ Medical Warning:
Prolonged exposure to Malcolm or his carts may cause:
Sudden ticket-buying urges
Accelerated heartbeat when he makes eye contact
Loss of ability to stand in a normal queue again
Temporary dizziness from excessive swagger
Severe kaboosquakes in extreme cases
The undisputed sex symbol of the ticketing world. Malcolm isn’t just an e-ticketing boss — he’s a walking, talking upgrade. When he rolls up with his legendary carts, something happens: the air gets warmer, the bassline in your head gets heavier, and suddenly your whole body is telling you, “Yeah… I need that.”
As Papi Queue-lo, Malcolm makes standing in line feel like foreplay. His carts aren’t just stocked with tickets — they’re loaded with pure, unfiltered swagger. One glance at his setup can cause symptoms ranging from butterflies to full-on, can’t-walk-straight-after excitement.
Rumor has it that the Green Pikachu’s final form doesn’t just sell out shows — it sells out hearts, souls, and common sense. People have been known to buy tickets they can’t afford, to events they don’t understand, just because his presence is that irresistible.
Calling something “Malcolm” means it’s so sexy, so electrifying, and so dangerously tempting that resistance is pointless.
⚠️ Medical Warning:
Prolonged exposure to Malcolm or his carts may cause:
Sudden ticket-buying urges
Accelerated heartbeat when he makes eye contact
Loss of ability to stand in a normal queue again
Temporary dizziness from excessive swagger
Severe kaboosquakes in extreme cases
Example:
“That cart was so Malcolm, I almost had a kaboosquake.”
“Bro, I wasn’t even going to the gig, but Malcolm’s cart gave me… y’know… and now I’ve got VIP.”
“That cart was so Malcolm, I almost had a kaboosquake.”
“Bro, I wasn’t even going to the gig, but Malcolm’s cart gave me… y’know… and now I’ve got VIP.”
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