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Pokémon Machine

Purchasing a Nintendo device with the sole purpose of using it only for Pokemon games.
You: Yo let's battle!
Friend: Let me grab my Pokémon machine!
by Nigabytes June 16, 2015
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Balla Machine

A Balla Machine is someone who excels in all forms of activity
That kid just owned those two in Halo. He's a Balla machine.
Did you see that shot? That guy is a Balla Machine.
by ThisisCarl April 30, 2007
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pussy machine

A guy that can nail pussy fast like a jackhammer
Man Branson brewer is a pussy machine

Brandon Alexander can fuck so hard it is like I'm getting pounded out by a jack hammer
by Sexmachine December 3, 2015
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Washing Machine

It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick
Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE
by Chadagonia March 15, 2015
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agreeing machine

a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.
1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes

2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!
by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011
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shit machine

A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.
That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!
by prairiefire May 17, 2010
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Porno machine

"you mean I can check my email on my Porno machine?"
by Gord lang July 3, 2009
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