Mushroom hunt

When a straight woman or gay man is extremely horny and looking for any guy to bang.

Did you see Jenna at the party the other day? She was totally on a mushroom hunt.

Mushroom hunt by The Seventh Samurai August 9, 2012

mushroom pump

To get fucked way to hard with your mans mushroom.

Wanna get mushroom pumped in your dumper slut?

mushroom pump by iHumpDumpers October 11, 2016

Mushroom With A View Burger 

A special double decker burger topped with porcini mushroom

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Mushroom With A View Burger, you should try it!"

Mushroom With A View Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Mushroom dance 

A dance to show your fellow humans that you are partaking in a life of wrongdoing.

Mushroom dance, mushroom dance
Whatever could it mean?.....

~It MeAnS yOu'Ve LiVeD a LiFe Of SiN~

Mushroom dance by CoolGayBean August 20, 2020

mushroom tattoo 

A mark made by a wild and violent whipping/smacking of the male genitalia on another's body part, preferably tha face.

I'm going to give that bitch a mushroom tattoo.

mushroom tattoo by Michael Pur September 30, 2005

mushroom tat 

A bruised imprint from the head of a circumcised penis. Generally applied via a violent whipping of an erect penis against the face of the offending party.

She was a raker so I had to give her a mushroom tat.

mushroom tat by Knuckles92 January 2, 2008

mushroom roulette 

n. exhilarating game played by picking and eating fungi in the forest; will it be tasty or will it be deadly?

I can't feel my eyeballs and I'm vomiting blood.

Ahh. I'm guessing you've been playing mushroom roulette ... and you're losing.

mushroom roulette by gnostic1 August 4, 2011