Growing up in Michigan it was really cold in the winter, So I would get my hand really cold, almost frozen, and fist my girlfriend so deep I was wearing her like a Muppet
by Strayfrank Von Jonlak September 21, 2019
(1) A person of frantic and/or ridiculously silly demeanor, and so is hard to take seriously muppet and who moves, uncontrollably, from one overwhelming, confusing, or dangerous situation to the next as a way of life. (2) a muppet addicted to chaotic situations, people, or experiences. In all, chaos muppets get in over their heads but know of no other way to seek out new people or experiences; hence, like muppets, they lack control, focus, and/or self-awareness/ regard. Like an adrenaline junky, but sillier. (3) Someone who is, as a rule, always in over his/ her head, usually thinking he/ she is in total control...
Last week, he downed a bottle of sriracha, went skydiving, and then smoked crack all night. Mark is such a chaos muppet!
by Darkmark07 May 19, 2019
Slang for alcohol. Drinking enough of any type makes you move like a Muppet where your arms and legs move oddly and you stare at people strangely while talking to them.
by grisgris July 25, 2012
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by CptSpaceManatee November 04, 2023
A condition resulting from an extended period of behavioral ignorance that was supported and influenced by something other than what they thought at the time and not due to anything they actually did. Muppetry.
Lotta of these millenials have seriously overvalued their professional abilities post-pandemic. They think they can still work an hour a day from home and eat avocadoes and sip $11 mochas. This is all just a result of massive Fed liquidity. They’ve all got Muppet Bloat.
by CaptainHermosa October 28, 2022
by VoightKampffChamp December 01, 2021