Monkey

pimple-popping freak on a very small leash. known to be rather "ticklicious." Unworthy of living with Terry G, Brad, or Gordan.

According to that girl at Icthus, Monkey Jr. is 7 inches long. Gross.

by Tricia Truthan August 21, 2003

monkey

what all guys in the world should be called. some are so god-damn DUMB! its hard to believe that their of the same species!

Monkey! Get over here with my damn bags cuz i got a hell of a lot more shopping to do!

by Karina M April 1, 2008

Monkey

(n.)syn. for "me"
(v.)to sit in trees and throw your own
poop at anything that moves
(adj.)green

(n.) Would you like to see a movie with
monkey sometime?
(v.) Remember when we used to sit in
front of the library and monkey?
(adj.)That vomitting over there is sure
turning monkey.

by Brando November 9, 2003

Monkey

Drunkn Munky2 is a ugly motha fucka. - Lex Luthor

Drunkn Munky2 is ugly.

by Steve Wayne July 27, 2003

Monkey

a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves.

if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!

manoj fat fingered his trade and didnt spot it ,he is now sitting in the monkey tree.

by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA December 14, 2008

Monkey

1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)

Boy:"Hey, baby, wanna pet my monkey?"
Girl: Ew.. this is not a petting zoo.

by rachel_jane_ak October 6, 2008

Monkey

Someone who is from Brasil. Often lives in favela.

Brasil is full of monkeys.

by Lowloser November 21, 2016