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Moggins

The act of cutting off one's penis, usually in a public place such as a restaurant or a bus station, during a fit of rage.

An unnecessarily large knife is often used to enhance the effect, and the 'Mogger' may choose to then consume the amputated genitalia for the same reason.

Should be used in the context 'to go Moggins'.
If she gives me any more hassle about that spreadsheet I'm just going to go Moggins on her ass...
by CaptainSplatpants October 31, 2011
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mogsie

an awsome cool good looking guy who is the best boyfriend ever
girl 1 guess who i wanna date

girl 2 who
girl 1 mogsie
by summer lawson ierhhhhhhhhhw December 14, 2016
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moglin

What a moglin
by Isksosoaso April 8, 2019
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mogli

Mogli no one misses you
by Lilnggr March 25, 2017
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moggie

What Cat Enthusiasts* call Cats in a vain attempt to humanize them.

*Lonely lonely people, a cat cannot fill the void. Admit it, you want a child.
"I don't even want children, my Moggies and I are perfectly happy, sure I cry a lot, and i hate when people talk about marriage, but I'm happy with myself and that's all that matters"
by Happelshmatz September 4, 2005
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Mogging

Slang from Norfolk (the county in England not the city in Virginia) and it means to trudge laboriously over snow. See also trampoosing.
I’m mogging over to Joe’s, he’s been freeze distilling his apple wine.
by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017
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mogging

(v) The act of sitting down on the stomach of a deceased young female by a 'moggee,' where the decaying internal matter is shot out of her vagina into the mogger's mouth. If the decaying matter is subsequently swallowed, it becomes a "mogg supreme"
The sandwich was so bad, it tasted like mogging during a rainy, 90-degree day.

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My friend and I had some spicy hot wings and went mogging to wash it all down.
by Horrid McHorridson April 29, 2005
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