Mitch 

A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.

Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me

Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch

Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all

Mitch by Daddy floppins November 30, 2023

Mitch 

A player and a big liar. He lies about everything especially when he says he loves you. Do not trust him.

"No, don't trust him, he's a Mitch!"

Mitch by Harrypotter$%@ February 25, 2024

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mitch by slimydragondildo March 8, 2024

Mitch 

Mitch is a common American boy’s name, typically short for “Mitchell.” This name could also be unisex. It is rooted from the biblical name, “Michael”, which means “Who is like God?” The name Mitch can also be a name that is used for someone who is chronically online, spends all their free time on Discord, Twitter, and TikTok, and is a self-proclaimed “certified biohazard” and a “danger on the roads”

Aj: “Hey, what’s wrong with that person over there?”

Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He doesn’t shower and spends all of his time on Discord.”

Aj: “Wow, what a loser.”

Mitch by ihatetoxicgingers July 10, 2024

Mitch 

Mitch is an American name that can possibly be short for Michael or Mitchell. In religious terms, specifically the bible, it means “who resembles god.” Mitch can also be a name used online to describe someone who is chronically online or extremely manipulative.

Aj: “What’s wrong with that guy?”

Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He’s spent the past 15 days scrolling Twitter, TikTok, and Discord; that’s why he smells so bad.”

Mitch by ihatetoxicgingers July 10, 2024

Mitch 

Mitch = Dickpic

Just chuck her a mitch

Mitch by kefeufakaetae June 7, 2024

Mitch 

"Mitch" is a male version of Bitch

That girl has no Mitches

Mitch by Idk_what_it_is February 25, 2025