Mike 

A greeting of Australian dockers to all foreigners. Because they usually do not give a fuck to their real names.

- Hello Mike, what the fuck are you doing here?
- Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance

-Hello Mike, how's going?
-Hello Sir, but my name is..
-I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you

Mike by Travelller December 27, 2011

Mike 

GAY!

That guy was hitting on me, I think he's a mike...

Mike by Savagesteve January 4, 2017

Mike 

Mike Is such a dumb ass. Who thinks he is better than everyone else. And is probably a guy playing Csgo.

"you are such a mike"

Mike by TheRulerOfRulers April 2, 2017

Mike 

The smartest boy you'll ever know and he is not sexy and do not listen to any definitions on the top. He does well in school and is in gifted. If you want your child to do well in school, name him mike

he is a mike!! he is so smart!

Mike by the really cool kid May 1, 2018

Mike 

A loving hardworking guy who is overprotective of his Wife or anybody he loves do not mess with Mike, Mike is also a player be careful with a mike

“ Don’t even think of going near mikes wife “

Mike by Rebecca June 15, 2018

Mike 

A sick, bald headed, pedophiliac dog fucker; like to flirt with every girl he comes in contact with; just an all around sick fuck

Guy#1: You see that guy over there? I heard he likes kids and dogs.

Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!

Mike by LilVertoDShawn August 7, 2018

Mike 

Thick mike

Danggggg he too thick might as well be called thick mike

Mike by LaNiyataylor June 19, 2019