A high energy puppy that destroys shoes, torments cats, talks back when you scold him and never quits begging you to play with him. He gets away with everything because he is so freakin' cute.
Maximus Braticus , you shredded toilet paper all over the hole and dug a hole in the basement carpet! Aww, look at that cute bratty face, who wants a cookie!
by eeyipes June 19, 2016
Get the Maximus Braticusmug. someone whose other name should be Blowhardt, who loves bragging more than having three meals a day and uses hyperbolic sentences everytime he/she opens his/her mouth.
by Deadman in Hell September 7, 2017
Get the bloviatus maximusmug. a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.
by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020
Get the Schlongus Maximusmug. by Mr.Sky May 25, 2018
Get the Neegrus Maximusmug. by mysteriousmexican8549 August 30, 2016
Get the maximus pricemug. American folklore. A supposed spirit that haunts U.S. naval shipyards and vessels. Maximus was brutally murdered by his parents at a young age and cannibalized. There have been reported sightings of Maximus Novak at various naval bases throughout the country, usually occurring during springtime months, specifically April. Maximus Novak is a prominent figure in naval folklore, usually cited as the reason for misfortune during a patrol at sea.
by Lil' Homo April 15, 2009
Get the Maximus Novakmug. by LinkMaster03 June 22, 2008
Get the Sphincterus Maximusmug.