bloviatus maximus

someone whose other name should be Blowhardt, who loves bragging more than having three meals a day and uses hyperbolic sentences everytime he/she opens his/her mouth.

The new king is a Bloviatus Maximus.

by Deadman in Hell September 7, 2017

maximus price

Tall, blonde, bitches, and somehow has a girlfriend and is a great friend

He was a total Maximus Price

by mysteriousmexican8549 August 30, 2016

Maximus Braticus

A high energy puppy that destroys shoes, torments cats, talks back when you scold him and never quits begging you to play with him. He gets away with everything because he is so freakin' cute.

Maximus Braticus , you shredded toilet paper all over the hole and dug a hole in the basement carpet! Aww, look at that cute bratty face, who wants a cookie!

by eeyipes June 19, 2016

Pontifex Maximus

a huge, voluptuous pope.

Wow! Francis looks like a Pontifex Maximus

by PoPe_FrAnCiS_iS_tHe_AnTiChRiSt January 28, 2018

Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.

"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"

by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020

Guccius Maximus

The most swag, puss bending, dick swinging man you will ever meet. No matter what's in your pants, you'll come either way. NOTE: Guccius Maximus is not someone you can be, it is something you can become. Guccius Maximus is your final form, only above the legendary Puss Master. Once you have bested the Puss you may become Guccius Maximus and swag hundreds of women at once.

"Whoa Charlie reached Guccius Maximus, hopefully one day i will too"

by TheOrginalGucciusMaximus November 4, 2020

vagivus maximus

Roman terminology for a real jerk

That Joe, he's a pig and an asshole and complete jerk. He's a total vagivus maximus.

by Word Johnson September 20, 2012