Mathematicianism

When you need someones help for math that you forgot/don’t know.

“HEY I NEED YOUR MATHEMATICIANISM RIGHT NOW BRO”

by BIGBOUMONGOOSE May 1, 2023

Mathematics

The oldest form of torture mainly used against children. Mathematics (math, for short) is also the most hated thing on planet earth.

Student1: Hey, do you know what 43945456784862356489856*825764985:57382535 equals? I suck at Mathematics
Student2: *dies*

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Mathematical Remains

Math stuff we commented about, downloaded, posted, sold, or even stole online that linger in cyberspace long after our last heartbeat—the e-books, tweets, blog posts, articles, jokes, memes, NFTs, and the like.

How much mathematical remains or remnants would you have left behind after you’d journeyed to the other side of eternity?

by Numerati November 12, 2023

Mabheka

Mabheka is the funniest person you will ever meet. He is very handsome and he gets all the girls by using his irresistible Mabheka Charm. He is just a whole vibe. Everyone needs a person like Mabheka in their lives.

Yo Bro! Here comes Mabheka, hide your girl!

by NO CAP, NO KIZZY February 22, 2024

Mathematician

A traditionally white male chauvinist with a high IQ but low EQ, who is often stereotyped as someone who is likely to remain single, and if he ever gets married, the odds of his getting separated or divorced are pretty high, because his proofs take priority over people and pets.

True or False: Mathematicians tend to become suspicious, schizophrenic, or suicidal (or all three) as they age.

by Numerati July 2, 2024

Mathemagicianz13

Supreme ruler of the 9 realms, dictator, overlord, and the one true emperor of humankind. Often regarded as God itself, and credited as the savior of the universe, Tim "mathemagicianz13" Leung knows no wrong. Ruling with an iron fist, his presence brings law, order, and salvation for humankind

Person 1: it can't be...
Person 2: what??
Person 1: that's... The great supreme leader mathemagicianz13
Person 2: NOOOOOOOO

by notvytel October 11, 2024

mathematical plateau

It's the state of zen you reach as a mathematician / math enthusiast where formerly you 100% loved math, and now you currently hate it. This gives you a greater view of the mathematical landscape, because you're no longer over-studying, so the brain has ample time to recharge, and you learn quicker!

I've reached the mathematical plateau, fellow mathematicians. The view from here is nice.

by Yoda the Coda December 3, 2024