mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017

Mastardation

1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.

Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017

masatah

Masatah is a funny, smart, beautiful girl! She is always there for giving advice and she's cool to be around!

That girl is so masatah..

by Della_love May 21, 2018

matahiapo

One hitter quitter nigga

Dont fight Matahiapo cause he is a one hitter quitter

by Matahiapo June 2, 2018

Mustahed

A Mustahed is a rare species. The chances of one seeing a Mustahed in their duration of lifetime is very slim. Usually when you meet one, he looks like an eggplant with no pimples bitch. Take care of a Mustahed for he will never get pimples and he is good at cricket.

Yo my name is Mustahed and I got no pimples bitch.

by eggplantpimple October 22, 2018

MistahBlueBucket

A YouTuber by the name of Yanni, who makes gaming videos for PC and PS4. In his pastime he enjoys Rubik’s Cubes and Airsoft. His friend on YouTube is Blitz Wolfer a.k.a Scotty.

I love MistahBlueBucket he is my favorite YouTuber

by MistahBlueBucket December 14, 2018