marry your iguana

another word for marijuana

i could smell the marry your iguana from here
oi, eshaylad , pass the marry the iguana

by tis8445 May 15, 2018

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Hook up married

When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.

My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married

by Wife is killing me December 7, 2013

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Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help

Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever

by GenosCyborg July 24, 2023

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Fuck-marry-kill

From stepbrothers, other people have seen it too.

Fuck-marry-kill was still popular back in 2008.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

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marrying your right hand

Beating your meat

Masturbating (males)

Just stop and reflect (marrying your right hand)

by Yung.dagga.dikk September 2, 2017

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MMC (Married Man Crush)

Having a fantasy/crush on a married man, whom you suspect is sexually attracted to you, but you know he won't actually leave his wife, so it's kinda safe. And fun.

I have an MMC (Married Man Crush) on my sexy neighbor, but he's totally married.

by MiaMya February 1, 2010

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