Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way

When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.

by Hatogla November 17, 2023

Magnum opioid

The “magnum opus” of cocaine peddling. When you fill a condom with cocaine and store it in your anus.

“Hey man, how will we smuggle this in?”
“Magnum opioid.”

by pumpkaju January 11, 2022

White Magnum

The practice of inserting a penis into anus/rectum and ejaculating of another who is about to defecate.

Dean: Do make sure you eat plenty of fibre today

Sally: Why would that be?
Dean: So that when I put my cock in your ass and cum, I can give you a white magnum

by redtiger22 May 26, 2022

MAGNUM SIPPER

A LENG box of tropical juice

Heyy bestie do you want some MAGNUM SIPPER

by BIGG MAGNUM SIPPER May 10, 2022

Magnum

A person who buys condoms that are way too big for him.

Person 1: OMG Seth is such a magnum! Did you hear that he bought a box of XL condoms when he barely fits an XS.

Person 2: I know! My pinky is bigger!

by CastielWinchester67 December 30, 2015

Magnum

Typically means a condom beand. But we are using this as a form of short and weak man who sits around playing games all day in his sweaty room.

Digito: man you are being such a magnum today. Go touch some grass.

by Lily0beatr May 26, 2022

Magnum Oopsus

A screw up so big, that it'll be the only thing your legacy will be remembered for.

Elon Musk's destruction of twitter was his Magnum Oopsus

by MrLint April 7, 2023