MAGA Gun Fu Fighter

A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.

There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.

Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.

There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface November 14, 2020
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Maga Maggot

anyone who embraces Maga and trump
i m not going to trump s rally , its full of Maga Maggots
by luckyjoecanuck February 25, 2024
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MAGA Barbie

A woman with glossy hair and empty eyes who stands behind her husband smiling while he supports taking women's rights away.
"Of course I have a job! My job is just to agree with my husband, make him dinner and have his babies."
"Oh God, you're such a MAGA Barbie."
by xdemos April 28, 2025
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Maga

Maga, used to describe someone who looks malnourished, scrawny and underweight, used within the Caribbean community
The man so maga, he look like him about to dead
by Velvetee September 10, 2023
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Maga Moon

A significant day in history on 11/08/2022 where a pending extreme election landslide for American republicans referred to as a red wave, where a rare event called the blood moon has occured, that is conincidantally the same time as the witching hour (3am). A blood moon signals the falling of a king where power is given to the people, a Republican form of government, hence the Republicans taking power.
This is no ordinary blood moon, but the MAGA moon
by countchokcula November 7, 2022
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MAGA bdsm

A new governance ideology, based on punishment.

"MAGA bdsm" is the Right wing's reaction to the Left wing's dead "Cancel Culture" ideology.

- When those in power disagree with anything, they "punish" it. This is the main principle of the "MAGA bdsm" playbook:
"Even though money given to Ukraine from the US and allies was used to buy American weapons, 'MAGA bdsm' means Ukraine OWES America! Its Ukraine's fault they were invaded, so now they must pay up!

"America will make itself great again by building more made in America products... ...but don't expect those products to be affordable, as 'MAGA bdsm' requires cheap undocumented labor to be deported! Don't let the salute hit you too hard on the way out, amigos!"

"At the drop of a hat and without judicial or congressional approval, Elon has PERSONALLY fired 300,000 federal government employees and counting! 'MAGA bdsm' requires no oversight! Who cares if Elon is un-elected and not even American, he's rich, and owns the government!"

"There are only 2 genders, and for the rest, enjoy some 'MAGA bdsm'! Oh my, how the pendulum has swung!
by RonMac February 24, 2025
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MAGA-MIND

When most of the mind's disk space is taken up by slogans and facts are validated only by their compatibility with the person's ideology and preconceived ideas.
His MAGA-MIND made it very easy to dismiss inconvenient truth and he dismissed them by discrediting the source.
by JustObservations July 29, 2024
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