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National losing balls day

June 8th is national losing balls day. Dedicated to all the girls out there who choked and accidentally swallowed some balls
You sucked them too hard they fell off!
Sorry! i accidentally chocked on them
well i guess today is national losing balls day!
by Hinkerdinker101 June 8, 2023
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fantast-a-lishing

When you look on point and make ladies faint
That pig is fantast-a-lishing
by Personman553488335 September 3, 2016
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residue of losing

When you lose so much or so badly that it begins to spread to those around you.
Tim sucks so bad at picking football winners, he's spreading the residue of losing to the rest of us.
by JJ51 January 25, 2017
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One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.
so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air
by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021
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Can’t win for losing

When you voluntarily lose (to make someone feel better, to end an argument), and then the situation gets even worse. So, what you thought you would gain by losing on purpose is lost anyway.

It’s a colloquial equivalent to paving the road to hell with good intentions.

(A lot of people writing their definitions for this are trying to make logic out of the phrasing but weren’t around when this phrase was more popular, leading to incorrect definitions.)
I let my spouse win the argument to calm down the situation, and now I’m getting criticized for not sticking up for myself. I can’t win for losing!
by Jemie Weino October 8, 2022
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Win from losing

The sentience of “I can’t win from losing” is a statement of when things go repeatedly wrong in an individuals life (losing), and even when things continuously goes wrong they can never catch a break.
Friend #1: Wow, So you lost your job and your wife?
Friend #2: Yea, I was fired and Susan left me
Friend #3: Dang you can’t win from losing.
by Zebracakesaresatire May 13, 2023
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