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Los Angeles Kers

New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.
L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?
by Boxcar Bob February 18, 2014
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Los Angeles Kings

by drshallow69 April 23, 2024
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NCIS: Los Angeles

NCIS: Los Angeles was an American action television series combining elements of the military drama and police procedural genres, which premiered on CBS on September 22, 2009.2 The series follows the exploits of the Los Angeles–based Office of Special Projects (OSP). It was the first spin-off of the successful series NCIS and the second series in the NCIS franchise. The series concluded on May 21, 2023, making it the second series in the NCIS franchise to end
NCIS: Los Angeles follows Special Agents Sam Hanna (LL Cool J) and Grisha Callen (Chris O'Donnell), undercover agents assigned to the Office of Special Projects,
by SPrice1980 May 26, 2023
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Los Angeles

A city where famous people move into, poor people beg for money and where a small shack will cost $100,000
Ugh Los Angeles is so boring New York City is where it's at
by Blu • Berry • Boi July 21, 2019
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Los Angeles Scream

A designated time (usually 11pm) in what district or neighborhood you are in LA country where the people collectively scream for a few seconds to relieve stress, promote solidarity, and humor. Also invented to annoy transplants to the city.
It shares its roots in the College/University “scream nights”, which is the first night before finals week where all dorm students collectively scream into the void.
Why the fuck is everyone screaming when I go to bed?

“Oh that’s the Los Angeles Scream. It blows off steam. Cheaper than therapy.”
by Miasma39 September 22, 2020
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Los Angeles Beef

When Captain Schwanz get horny and grows his beef.
Captain Schwanz was about to get laid, but first the Los Angeles Beef had to get hard and well done. Hard & well done means we're prepped for action.
by X7MCB December 11, 2021
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Los Angeles Clippers

A Los Angeles team in Basketball under the head Coach Doc Rivers and usually a very good team and they always rob the Lakers with good players
by ImWindz February 20, 2020
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