Midwest Lollipop

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.

“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”

“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”

“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”

by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022

Pizza Lollipop

When one licks a disc-style pizza cutter after dividing a pizza fresh from the oven.

Shit! I just burnt my tongue on this god damned pizza lollipop!

by IGSDann April 26, 2014

Chinese Lollipop

Code name for blowjob.

Hey Julia! Can I get a Chinese Lollipop?

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

chlorine lollipop

(Noun.) A type of blowjob that occurs immediately after swimming in a chlorinated pool.

We didn’t want to wait to shower after the pool party so she gave me a chlorine lollipop.

by NematodeMonkey July 11, 2021

lollipop flop

When someone is giving a blowjob and the receiver goes limp in their mouth.

Man, this bitch was giving me head last night and I lollipop flopped!

by The Flagoning January 28, 2017

Lollipop Murderer

One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.

Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.

by Illegal Username December 15, 2016

Ohio Lollipop

The act of triggering the prolapse of one's partner's anus, either through applying enough pressure on his/her buttcheeks or by simply reaching out to the depths of his/her anus with one's hand and pulling the rectum out while twisting it, in order to lick it and suck it with progressively intense tongue and lip motions, as when performing oral sex. It is important to bear in mind that, after the act is performed, it is conventionally considered a lack of courtesy for the active partner not to return the receiving partner's anus to its original state, usually done by administering an Alabama Whack-a-Mole.

Man, I can still feel my asshole burning from the Ohio Lollipop Sally gave me last week!

by The Molester 69 March 17, 2018