An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022
Get the Midwest Lollipopmug. One having skinny legs, accentuated by wearing "skinny jeans or jeagings" with a large round booty on top resembling that of a Lollypop.
by Grafix Guy September 21, 2014
Get the Lollipop Topmug. Humor that transcends adult-level humor, by appearing as if it's only teen-aged-level humor; the way a gay man might express overly-misogynistic views without intent behind them; boldly joking.
Trump's "locker-room talk," was nothing more than Lollipop Sarcasm; obscene jokes he'd heard in a "private" masculine discussion, and used to male-bond with other men. The lollipop is the topic, vaginas, that most closeted men bring up to mask their homosexuality among actual heterosexuals, who often discuss vaginas.
by CIS GAY QUEER MAN August 24, 2022
Get the Lollipop Sarcasmmug. super optimistic and oblivious state of mind, especially common in the naive. origin: Wizard of Oz references.
She was all lollipops and rainbows after she opened her college acceptance letter... just wait until she finds out how much its going to cost though.
by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016
Get the lollipops and rainbowsmug. A girl that has such a beautiful asshole that you would stick a lollipop in it and then take it out and suck on it.
by Jacker Smacker June 19, 2018
Get the Lollipop Assholemug. by IGSDann April 26, 2014
Get the Pizza Lollipopmug. One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.
Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.
by Illegal Username December 15, 2016
Get the Lollipop Murderermug.