Logs/Faskings

logs - fecal matter faskings - whatever you want it to be or substitute for the word 'fuck'

I just found a log from 1987. Where in the fask did you find that? Fask you! Why ask a fasking question? I'll tell you why - logs/faskings!

by mace - 51500 (the stale one) February 7, 2009

lodestone

lodestone |ˈlōdˌstōn|
noun
a naturally magnetized mineral, able to be used as a magnet.
• figurative a thing that is the focus of attention or attraction.

"Wow, that baby is like a lodestone!"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011

Lonesome George

The final stage of the touching cloth process, when the lonely tortoise 'George', sticks his head out of his shell to say hello.

Tom: Luke you alright mate? you dont look so good.
Luke: nah Lonesome George is saying hello and it fucking hurts...Shit i think im blacking out

by wombles February 27, 2009

Logist

A logist is someone who uses logistics on everything, and in exchange for using logic, you are called every bad ist word there is, such as racist.

“Mrs. Johnson, that man is a narcissist!”
“No, Jimmy, he’s a logist”

by The Jedi Master of Nuts June 19, 2020

loge

just one more of those jonas brothers "twatter" typos :) made by nick jonas <3

"...Loge you all" - Nick Jonas
"Loge you too Nick" - every Jonas fan on twitter ;D

by wooahjonas September 8, 2010

lodestone

The act of expelling a kidney stone while ejaculating on to the face of another… where in the stone fires out of one’s penis like a musket ball.

The otter lodestoned a kid watching him at the zoo.

by Fire Wyvren February 23, 2011

cream filled brownie logs

basically, a turd that is filled with cum due to a person being screwed in the ass.

Ew! the local prostitute just said that she had to go dump her cream filled brownie logs!

by the roger May 17, 2006