Goofy Looking Fool

a guy that is goofy looking usually seen with a hot girl. you can find them from coast to coast usually in malls. GFL's are usually fat or chubby with a scruffy appearance and yellow teeth.

"how did that goofy looking fool get such a hot girl?"

by 666jiggaboo August 27, 2008

sand licking

Eating a girl out who hasn't shaved in a couple days.

I can't taste my food today cause I went sand licking on my girlfriend last night.

by sven13 November 2, 2014

Pussy licking

same thing as finger-lickin'-good

Pussy tastes good when its finger licking good.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

ridiculously good looking

To look like the pretty boy Derek Zoolander (from the movie Zoolander) or Neil 'Squeal' Collins, born in Hastings East Sussex, England.

Gisele Bundchen and Neil Collins are ridiculously good looking

by Beveraldo March 9, 2009

licking the rock

doing hardcore drugs such as coccaine, meth, etc.

Grace: Wow, Sadie's been acting crazy lately.
Hannah: I agree. Do you think she's been licking the rock?
Grace: Definitely.

by DJ_HDizzle May 4, 2015

stamp licking

The extreme sport of licking a girls tramp stamp (a.k.a. a lower back tattoo) then running away before her boyfriend kicks your ass.

Had to visit Steve in the hospital because he decided to go stamp licking last night.

by Marvin310 August 1, 2010

Junction Licking

The act of licking the junction between the sexual organs of two individuals involved in the act of coitus (boinkers). Junction licking, by definition, involves three people - those involved in the act of coitus (hetrosexual or homosexual, using a bodily orifice of choice) and the junction licker itself, who may be male or female, and whose job is simply to enhance the sexual gratification of the boinkers.

Junction licking is frowned upon by members of the clergy, the Muslim community (although, like Greeks and homosexuality, they all crave it), generally all girlfrends, and especially my ex wife. It is not understood why this is so, however it is hypothesized that this is due to the enhanced pleasure experienced by the male (during female, female, male encounters) and the corresponding displeasure felt by those not involved in the process.

by Clembob March 4, 2012