Lobster Lady

A woman with a huge ass. All the meat is in the tail. not meant to be a compliment.

The lobster lady at the buffet was epic. she shook the floor when she stept.

by CodyAAA May 20, 2014

lobster fag

Inhaling smoke and then blowing it into a vagina during cunniligus. Smoke rings optional for skill points.

Lobster Fag. British in origin. Smoking a fag to get past the smell of going down on a smelly vag and then exhaling smoke into it. Smoke rings after are extremely rare and require exceptional skill.

by Lord Mango May 15, 2018

Lobster Load

When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.

Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!

by Filufiy June 18, 2019

Lobsterfied

When you think you are going to tan outside, but then turn red like a lobster.

My body has been lobsterfied.

by xRxnan April 21, 2019

LobsterCorgi

A corgi dressed as a lobster kinda ugly but hoes and bitches love em

Lobstercorgi get all da hoes

by sweegedelic December 28, 2020

lobsterfication

the process of transforming the human body into a state similar to that of a cooked lobster, the water should be hot enough for the individual to scream like a lobster. this is achieved by running an extremally hot bath with no cold water and submerging yourself until your skin turns bright red.

they're looking red after that bath, they've just undergone lobsterfication.

by THE HUMAN LOBSTER January 31, 2021

slob lobster

a word used to describe portly baseball players

Ryan Zimmerman is a typical slob lobster

by tyler chapin May 23, 2008