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snazzy loaf

A very cute dog that looks like a loaf.
Look at the snazzy loaf waddling down the street!
by He let me call him guppy August 18, 2018
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Dinner Loaf

A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!
Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".

Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"
by P8k&& February 18, 2018
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loaf culture

Bland white bread culture. A westenized culture that is not and never will be cool. Should not be confused with being suburban, loaf culture encapsulates basicness and the need to follow some kind of 50's American dream of being traditionally successful. May also be seen in other non-white communities as it is another way of being "inside the box" by copying western culture.
person b: i'm so sick of people being so westernized and wanting to be bland as fuck.
person a: i fucking hate loaf culture.
by oofsies September 9, 2018
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Honey Loaf

A good smelling fart detected by someone other than the creator of the fart. It is irrelevant if they realize if it is a fart of not.
"Hey, dude, what's that great smell? Is your mom cooking us dinner?"

"I just farted!"

"Haha, It was a Honey Loaf"
by Internate3000 December 30, 2004
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Shank a Loaf

"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"
by Davis December 30, 2003
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iron loaf

n. A band comprised of video game playing nerds, who write parody songs and produce music videos for mass internet consumption on ironloaf.com.

n. A hot stinky turd so hard and devoid of moisture that it is extremely rigid and resembles a turd made of iron.

n. A slab of iron formed to resemble a turd.
Dude! Did you see that Iron Loaf video, it rocked!
Yes, I saw it... you're on crack... I want my 3 minutes back.

My ass is so sore after squeezing out that iron loaf.
by dizastor November 4, 2004
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Meat Loaf

It's not a band, it's one man. He is a singer and an actor. He played Bob in Fight Club. Yes, Bob with bitch tits. Before the bitch tits, he released some amazing records and even played a role in Rocky Horror Picture Show. Although a lot of the songs have silly lyrics and sound a little over-produced, no critic can deny that Meat Loaf has an amazing voice. It is a strong, agile, recognizable, and robust voice, made to rock. His music career has been a roller coaster that is affected by whichever producer/songwriter he works with, but his talent is something that has remained constant. Rock on, meat loaf, rock on.
by bluwater October 15, 2004
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