A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!
Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".
Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".
Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"
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Did you see that danger loaf, it almost attacked me to take my garbage, but it's so cute and chonky i cant be mad at it
by Bummely bum September 02, 2020
A good smelling fart detected by someone other than the creator of the fart. It is irrelevant if they realize if it is a fart of not.
"Hey, dude, what's that great smell? Is your mom cooking us dinner?"
"I just farted!"
"Haha, It was a Honey Loaf"
"I just farted!"
"Haha, It was a Honey Loaf"
by Internate3000 December 31, 2004
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n. A band comprised of video game playing nerds, who write parody songs and produce music videos for mass internet consumption on ironloaf.com.
n. A hot stinky turd so hard and devoid of moisture that it is extremely rigid and resembles a turd made of iron.
n. A slab of iron formed to resemble a turd.
n. A hot stinky turd so hard and devoid of moisture that it is extremely rigid and resembles a turd made of iron.
n. A slab of iron formed to resemble a turd.
Dude! Did you see that Iron Loaf video, it rocked!
Yes, I saw it... you're on crack... I want my 3 minutes back.
My ass is so sore after squeezing out that iron loaf.
Yes, I saw it... you're on crack... I want my 3 minutes back.
My ass is so sore after squeezing out that iron loaf.
by dizastor November 04, 2004