Northern Liver

A liver of someone who can handle their drink.

That boy from Kent isn't like his friends when he drinks, it must be he has a Northern Liver, that is why he isn't making a prat of himself!

by JCST September 4, 2013

Orphan livers

When someone is very drunk or high, or otherwise affected in a way that makes them excitable or inebriated

"where's John?"
"Oh he won't be here, he was on the orphan livers again last night"
"And he didn't share?"

by The lemoner April 14, 2025

pickeled liver

When one comsumes so much alcohol that their liver actually becomes pickeled. Most commonly occurs after a weekend of heavy partying.

Johnny : I drank a lot this weekend
Shana : Do you have a pickeled liver?
Johnny : Well yeah I guess I..uh.., I pickeled my liver

by S. Murphy February 2, 2006

Liver

Noun. Lowkey beef. When two people both dont like each other but neither one knows it.

Adam and I dont have beef, we have liver. But dont tell him.

by Nunna903 December 27, 2023

Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022

liver dick

The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.

Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"

by GreenhouseAntiTheftLeague April 18, 2019

Schlurrohosis of the Liver

Liver damage from excessive alcohol consumption, as described by the afflicted party while intoxicated (again).

Apparently <hiccup> I am suffering from <hiccup> schlurrohosis of the liver...

by Chris Canuck August 14, 2021