Lincoln's Hat

A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre

My pussy needs to be pleased. How about I hop on your shoulders for a lincoln's hat?

by Noxid625 May 2, 2016

Lincoln Log

When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.

My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.

by Loggoff July 13, 2016

lincoln seats

The seats in an opera/play/performance located in the upper section to the right of the stage.

Aww man, we in the Lincoln seats.

by GreatScottTheMoon March 16, 2019

LIMOZA

The most pith woman you will see, especially in Albania. Limoza is so sexy and smart, yet modest and wild. Limoza only deserves the best man, nothing under that. She is a true gem. Take care of her and you will live a fortunate and long life.

Dam, that girl is so sexy, is she a LIMOZA?

by xoxo123464 June 1, 2020

Lincoln Log

A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.

I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!

by BlaketheBlock January 22, 2021

limoncello

ImAtTheOtherSide's favorite drink

ImAtTheOtherSide sure does love drinking limoncello all night with his favorite bartender.

by NLMichaelK July 27, 2023

Yummy Lincony

A Lincony is essentially an Abe Lincoln Pony. It is similiar to a centaur other than the fact that a Lincony has the body of a Pony and the head of our very own 16th President: Top Hat, Honest Abe, and All. The adjective "yummy" is added because the Lincony has the allure of a delicious meal.

I must have been hallucinating on mind-altering drugs because I could have sworn I just saw a Yummy Lincony!

by Julius Eagon January 6, 2009